Exciting non-discovery from the LHC

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In my occasional efforts to keep you abreast of the latest results from the LHC, you might find this paper on heffalon production of interest - even if a day late. I thought the experimental methodology exceptionally robust, though there is an acknowledged fine-tuning problem with their theoretical model. C. Robin, W. T. Pooh, and Piglet will have to wait for the LHC energy upgrade in 2015 for their next chance at the Nobel (though I think it was Piglet alone who first proposed the heffalon hypothesis).