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OUTSOURCING JOBS REACHES NEW HEIGHTS

by Staff Reporter Melynda Jill

Washington DC - Congress today announced that the Office of President of
the United States will be outsourced to overseas interests as of June
30th, the end of this fiscal year. The move is being made to save $400K a
year in salary, a record $521 Billion in deficit expenditures, and related
overhead. "The cost savings will be quite significant" says Congressman
Adam Smith (D - Wash) who, with the aid of the GAO (the General Accounting
Office) has studied outsourcing of American jobs extensively. "We simply
can no longer afford this level of outlay and remain competitive in the
world stage", Congressman Smith said.

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